okay/gosh

I have a fine sense of smell, and I challenge anyone to challenge that. This can be good, when I sense that a restaurant smells of steak and… good food. But as a rule, it’s always bad on a public bus.

In that vain, have you ever noticed the similarities between some foods and some body odors? Like, stinky feet sometimes smell buttery like popcorn. Good when it’s popcorn, bad when it’s feet. Likewise, the woman on the bus next to me who smelled like tacos… it would have been good if she were, say, a giant taco (that is not an allusion to her vagina). Unfortunately, she was not. Just a smelly woman, assaulting my nostrils.